- Spalding High-Bounce Ball ($5)
- Chapstick Original ($6)
- TGT Americana 2.0 Wallet ($34)
- Scandisk Cruzer ($13) (5 yrs old)
- Mophie Powerstation ($44)
- Trident Layers ($15)
- Ernest Alexander Asher iPhone 5S Sleeve ($85)
- Triple C Power Card Ultra Thin Battery ($40)
- backup contacts (because allergies)
- Uni-ball Signo RT1 Pen ($5)
- Tactile Turn Mover ($65)
- Jack Spade Portfolio (discontinued)
- Karl Lagerfeld eyeglasses (anti-glare protection)
- RayBan Liteforce Tech ($125)
- Hydro Flask Insulated Stainless Steel Water Bottle (18oz) ($24)
Public Relations Director in Sacramento, CA
Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.
For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.
Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]
Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that.
You’ll need tape, scissors, knife, disposable chopsticks, empty aluminium can, stapler and ink.
Calligraphy Pen for Gothic: cut the aluminium into two pieces like above and tape it on chopstick, then Staple the aluminium.
Medium Point Calligraphy Pen: Fold a…
Black Baccara Rose
Bring Me The Horizon
September 16th, 2014
Grand Rapids, MI
No but I can take a picture of me spreading cream cheese on a bagel
play by play on the erotic sensation I get from dousing a bae-glel in cream cheese:
first I feel the softness of bae-gle against my face
Then I get her nice and toasty
then I give her a little motivation and support
then I start sensually lathering bae-gle with cream cheese
then I look at my bae-gle before and tell her I appreciate her
and when I take a bite is when I realize..
THAT BAE-GLES ARE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT BAE-GLES!@@#!@@MOTHER FUCKING BAE-GLSZ
and there was my very personal and erotic bae-gle consumption
Is this the thing that you had to do on the computer before you came over to get drunk with me???
I FUCKING LIKE YOU, OKAY?